The Legend Of Zelda Transcript

Beginning
The camera moves down on Zelda’s Castle as music plays (Twilight Princess - Main Theme).

LINK: An evil monster!

NARRATOR: Once upon a time, there was a warrior named Link and he was trained to fight monsters!

NARRATOR 1 & 2: And save Zelda!

Link walks to camera and is stunned.

Monster image.

LINK: (low voice) You will die! YAAR! YAAR, YAAR, YAAR, HUUAARRGH! Phew.

Midna is seen killing a monster.

MIDNA: Pew, pew, pew! Pew, pew! Die you evil creeper!

Image of creeper.

Midna does an awesome spin.

MIDNA: (looks at Link) Who are?...

The Confrontation
BOTH: Who are you?

MIDNA: Me? I’m Midna The Great?! Who are you?

LINK: I’m Link.

MIDNA: What you doing here Link?

LINK: I’m fighting monsters?

MIDNA: (pointing gun at her) That is what I’m doing.

LINK: I’m rescuing Zelda.

MIDNA: I didn’t know Zelda would be kidnapped?

LINK: She was by...

PHONE: Pew, pew!

LINK: Evil guy named Ganondorf.

MIDNA: Ganondorf... he is my sworn ememy. I will help you Link.

LINK: Thank you. You are amazing. Midna. The Great.

MIDNA: Thank you. You are alright also. Link.

LINK: Yes: Sorry about er this.

MIDNA: I’m sorry about pointing my gun at you.

LINK: Ok.

MIDNA: But I don’t trust anyone.

LINK: Ok. Let’s go!

MIDNA: Let’s go!

Ganon’s Speech
Ganon: (Growling noises)

Ganon: I smell an elf. And a twilight princess.

Ganon: (Growling noises)

Fighting The Guards
LINK: There are guards!

MIDNA: What are they though? Are they Gandalf’s Guards?

LINK: Yes. We must fight them!

Image of guards.

BOTH: Let’s go!

MIDNA: You take that one, I’ll take this one.

LINK: Sure!

MIDNA: Woah!

LINK: Hiya!

MIDNA: Aaah!

LINK: YUR!

MIDNA: ROAR! Pew, pew, pew, pew! Take that you demon...

LINK: That take you evil god!

LINK: AAAAHHHHH!

LINK: Phew that was close!

MIDNA: It wasn’t close for me. I can kill anything. Let’s go! We have a mission to...fulfill!

LINK: Go...

LINK: We must save Zelda, shouldn’t we?

MIDNA: We should.

The Battle Of Hyrule
LINK: It’s just like...wide isn’t it.

MIDNA: Hmm...

Link walks along the field.

Midna walks along with an awesome spin.

Image of Ganon.

LINK: Ganondorf!

MIDNA: You will die.

LINK & MIDNA: YAAR!

Link fights Ganon but Ganon grabs and Link chops his arm.

LINK: YOU BEEN STABBED! AARGH (Echo)!

GANON: Aarrgh!

Link walks over to him.

LINK: You’re dead.

The Supernova
MIDNA: We did it Max! We defeated him!

LINK: Yay!

They high five.

LINK: What was that sound?

MIDNA: Woah!

LINK: It’s an explosion!

MIDNA: An explosion! Run

LINK: Ruun!

Link runs from the supernova.

LINK: Ugh. AARGH. Ah. Oh, oh my god. Oh, my god!

Midna runs away with a worried face.

MIDNA: Oop! S**t! Oof!

Zelda Stuck In A Tree
LINK: The explosions have stopped for a second.

MIDNA: Yeah. What do you think they were?

LINk: Probably Ganon’s Guards dying.

MIDNA: I don’t...

ZELDA: Aah! Help, help!

MIDNA: What is that?

LINK: (gasp) Zelda!

Image of Zelda: Aah, help, help!

Link tries to get her out the tree.

LINK: She stuck in a tree.

ZELDA: Help me, help me!

LINK: Yaar!

TREE: (Creak sound)

LINK: She’s out. Yay! She’s...

Image of Zelda on ground.

Image of Zelda dirty.

The Second Supernova
MIDNA: Zelda, we need to run, the explosions are still going on!

LINK: Quick!

BOTH: RUUN!!

Link runs from the supernova.

Midna runs from the nova.

Zelda runs from the nova.

LINK: Volcano! Volcano!

MIDNA: Hey there dee! Hey there dee ooh!

Image of Zelda running.

Goodbye Zelda
LINk: The explosions have stopped! We did it!

MIDNA: Here you are Zelda! This is your home!

LINK: Wooho...

Image of Zelda happy: Oh thank you Link, thank you Midna, hooray!

The Last Conversation
MIDNA: Well, now it’s all done what do you think you’re gonna do with yourself after saving Zelda?

LINK: Erm, I might go to America and be a teacher. What about you?

MIDNA: That’s a good ide... er idea erm... do you know what? After all this buttkicking, I think I’m just gonna go off to Hawaii, chill out, listen to some Presley.

LINK: I’m gonna miss you.

MIDNA: (low voice) Oh well, well!

LINK: So when are we gonna meet each other again?

MIDNA: Erm... you’re gonna be in America, I’m gonna be in Hawaii. Who can say mate. But... good friends... will always find each other again.

LINK: Yes.

Weapon high five.

LINK: We’ll be best friends forever,

MIDNA: Forever and ever. Who could not want to be friends with... such a little elf as yoursel?

Midna laughs and Link gives a cute look.

Epilogue
The camera goes along the path.

NARRATOR: And all was well in Hyrule. The end.